Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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