Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She's the barista slut.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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