i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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