Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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