Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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