So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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