Ambien. No doubt about it.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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