Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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