Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
