Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
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If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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