Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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