O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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