I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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