Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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