I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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