Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
