Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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