dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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