Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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