I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You are the jesus of drinking
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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