is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Pooping to opera.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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