if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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