Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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