i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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