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pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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