yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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