So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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