so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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