so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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