pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Found the puke drawer
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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