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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

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  He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time

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• (631): View more from New York

  So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"

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• (970): View more from Colorado

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me

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  You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after

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