and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on