remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I would ride that face into the sunset
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain