And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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