...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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