do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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