God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I think I am morally bankrupt
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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