i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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