All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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