I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
