dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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