bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
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also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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