The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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