I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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