For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Randomize