Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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