This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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