Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Maybe he injected his testicle?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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