doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
one might say we're banned from that church
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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