i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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