Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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