I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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