What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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