my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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