i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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