My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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