I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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